The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause while the mark of the mature
man is that he wants to live humbly for one.
Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
Those of us who care about the comics need to start speaking up.
I'd like to see cartoonists measuring their work by higher standards than how many papers their strips
are in and how much money they make. With four panels, the cartoonist has the opportunity to develop characters and storylines.
It can be like writing a novel in daily installments. That's where the potential of the medium is, and I see very few cartoonists
taking advantage of it.
I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half empty. And cracked.
And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.
I won't admit or deny anything...makes me more interesting.
Fiction is the truth inside the lie.
French is the language
that turns dirt into romance.
I am the literary equivalent of a Big Mac and Fries.
cannot horrify, I'll go for the gross-out. I'm not proud.
Only enemies speak the truth; friends and lovers
lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty.
The most important things are the hardest things to say. They are
the things you get ashamed of because words diminish your feelings - words shrink things that seem timeless when they are
in your head to no more than living size when they are brought out.
When his life was ruined, his family
killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, "Why god? Why me?" and the thundering
voice of God answered, "There's just something about you that pisses me off.
The young have aspirations that never come to pass, the old have reminiscences of what never happened.
(1870 - 1916)
Always be nice to those younger than you, because they are the ones who will be writing about you.
Connolly (1903 - 1974)
Speak when you are angry--and you will make the best speech you'll ever regret.
J. Peter (1919 - 1988)
People who get nostalgic about childhood were obviously never children.
(1958 - ), Calvin and Hobbes
Death is more universal than life; everyone dies but not everyone lives.
A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic.
Joseph Stalin (1879 - 1953)
Keep true to the dreams of thy youth.
Friedrich von Schiller (1759 - 1805)
Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives.
Never explain--your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway.
Hubbard (1856 - 1915)
Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
John F. Kennedy (1917 - 1963)
I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
Cosby (1937 - )